wrong text again

last saturday another person texted me this message:

Plz pick me her n manila. Im n sta rosa laguna near n da sch. (Dave: San ba talaga?) Im at papa sister haus. (???) I wil cam with u n cbu. Dnt sel our things there hun. (D: may gf pala ko) F u do dat i dnt knw f i stil live u n labangun.Shery.Txbk.Dnt kol. (D: What?) I stole dis cel 2 txt u. (D: magnanakaw pa!) Dnt kol so de dnt recognize i am 2king 2 u.Sheryl. (D: recognize???)

there are some people who try hard to send SMS in English but fail miserably. bakit hindi na lan nila tagalugin? and besides, why do they always send their messages to me?? nababangas ko pa tuloy.